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I got an e-mail saying, “At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!” and I thought… “That’s just spam.”
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: Tie Required
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A man goes into a restaurant and the maître d’ stops him.
“Sorry, sir, you need to wear a tie to enter.” So the man goes back to his car and looks around, but there’s no necktie to be found. So he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle about. He goes back to the restaurant, where the waiter says, “Well, OK, you can come in… Just don’t start anything.”
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Joke Of The Day: The Key to 60 Years of Marriage
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A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary.
At the party, everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. The husband responded, “When we were first married we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions. And in 60 years of marriage, we have never needed to make a major decision.”
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Joke Of The Day: The Navy
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A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after he had completed boot camp, he was invited to be in a friend’s wedding. He asked an officer for a pass and was told he had to be back by 7 p.m. Sunday.
“You don’t understand, sir,” my friend said. “I’m in the wedding.” The officer replied, “No, YOU don’t understand. You’re in the Navy.”
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