Watch until the end… for an unexpected turn!
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Jet On The Freeway
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May 282018
Joke Of The Day: Buying Polish Sausage
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May 282018
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A customer walks into an establishment and asks, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?”
The guy (clearly offended) says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?” The clerk says, “Well, no, I probably wouldn’t!” With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, “Well then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?” The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”
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Word Of The Day: Gynecologist
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May 272018
Joke Of The Day: Commanding The Dummies
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May 272018
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As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said,
“All right! All you dummies fall out.” As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention. The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow. I smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh sir?”
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Joke Of The Day: Keeping Albert Calm
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May 262018
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In the supermarket a man was pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly,
“Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.” A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son.” The man looked at her and said, “I’m Albert.”
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