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In the supermarket a man was pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly,
“Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.” A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son.” The man looked at her and said, “I’m Albert.”
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