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A woman goes with her husband to the doctor for his exam. After the exam, the doctor pulls the wife aside and says, “Your husband is suffering from severe long-term stress, and he is a good candidate for a heart attack or stroke. If you don’t do the following three things, he will surely die.”
“First, every morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Second, when he gets home, make him a warm, nutritious dinner and don’t burden him with household chores. Third, have sex with him several times a week.” On the way home, the husband asks the wife, “I saw the doctor talking to you and he looked serious. What did he say?” The wife replies, “He says you’re going to die.”
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