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So Many Unanswered Questions!

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Jun 032018

I still haven’t found out who let the Dogs Out… where’s the beef… how to get to Sesame Street… why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps… why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails… why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator… why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons… why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections… and, why do you have to “put your two cents worth in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”, where’s that extra penny going to… why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune… why did you just try to sing those two previous songs… and just what is Victoria’s secret?

Joke Of The Day: Greatest Fear

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Jun 032018

I asked my dad why did he become a pilot.

He said, “To conquer my greatest fear.”

“The fear of flying?”, I asked.

“No,” said dad. “The fear of dying alone.”

Joke Of The Day: Predicting The Weather

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Jun 022018

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day, an old Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow storm.” The next day there was a sandstorm.

Several days later, the Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow rain.” The next day it rained for the entire day.

“This Indian is amazing,” said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian failed to show up for a couple of weeks.

Finally, the director sent for him. “I have a big scene to shoot tomorrow,” the director said, “and I’m counting on you. What will the weather be like?”

“Not know,” replied the Indian, shrugging his shoulders. “Radio broken!”