Artist Cuyler Black
Apr 272014
Joke Of The Day: Evolution
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Mar 022014
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One day a 6-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That’s my point. We can’t see God because he isn’t there. He just doesn’t exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time!). LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain? TOMMY: No. LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one! |
Joke Of The Day: The Oldest Excuse Ever!
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Feb 232014
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God talks to Adam
God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.” … Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?” God said, “Go down into that valley.” Adam said, “What’s a valley?” God explained it to him. Then God said, “Cross the river.” Adam said, “What’s a river?” God explained that to him, and then said, “Go over to the hill….” Adam said, “What is a hill?” So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, “On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.” Adam said, “What’s a cave?” After God explained, he said, “In the cave you will find a woman.” Adam said, “What’s a woman?” So God explained that to him, too. Then God said, “I want you to reproduce.” Adam said, “How do I do that?” God first said (under his breath), “Geez…..” And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back. God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, “What is it now?” And Adam said… “What’s a headache?” |
Joke Of The Day: Zebra Goes To Heaven
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Feb 202014
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A Zebra died and went to heaven. At the Gate he asked St. Peter if he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
St. Peter told him, “You are what you are.” Well that didn’t tell him anything so St. Peter told him to ask God when he saw him. So when he saw God he asked him if he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes and God told him, “You are what you are.” The next time he saw St. Peter, St Peter asked him what God had said and he told him God had said, “You are what you are.” So St. Peter said, “Well, you’re a white zebra with black stripes. The zebra asked, “How do you figure that?” and St. Peter said, “If you had been a black zebra with white stripes God would have said, “You is what you is.” |
Joke Of The Day: Cars In Heaven
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Dec 302013
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Three men died and stood in front of God. God asked the first man if he had been faithful to his wife. The man admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.
The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a mid-sized car. The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car. A week later, the three guys met in a parking lot in heaven. The man driving the luxury car began to cry. “What’s the matter?” the other two men asked. He replied, “I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!” |