The Duck Commander Crew In Alaska

 Political  Comments Off on The Duck Commander Crew In Alaska
Sep 042014
 

The Duck Commander Crew In Alaska
Two of America’s finest people, Sarah Palin and Phil Robertson, sit down and discuss religion and our founding at a BBQ in Sarah’s back yard. It doesn’t get any more patriotic than that!

“We need Moose cooking women in the White House” ~ Phil Robertson

Great to have the Duck Commander crew in Alaska! The Robertson family joined us this past weekend to honor wounded warriors flown up for a healing retreat at Franklin Graham’s camp in the wilderness; and we chowed down together on scrumptious moose BBQ in our back yard. It was a spectacular day with down-home friends and family! The patriarch Duck Commander and I had a great chat – unPHILtered by the media! (You know I love that!) Check out the video here and get Phil’s new book “UnPHILtered” that was just released. If you respect freedom-loving, patriotic, hard working ethos, then you’ll love this encouraging book! Enjoy.

– Sarah Palin

 

Joke Of The Day: Crossing The River

 Jokes  Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: Crossing The River
Sep 022014
 
Rubber Chicken Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed “Lord give me the power and strength the cross the river.” suddenly the man became very strong and swam across the river.

The next man thought: if it worked for him, it’ll work for me. So he knelt down and prayed “Lord give the skills and the strength to cross the river.” the man built a canoe and rowed himself across the river.

The last man thought: if it worked for both of them, I know it’ll work for me. So he also knelt down and prayed “Lord give me the wisdom and knowledge to cross the river.” He turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.

 

 

Joke Of The Day: God Will Provide

 Jokes  Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: God Will Provide
Jul 152014
 
Rubber Chicken A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study for a drink.

“So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.

“I am a Torah scholar.” he replies.

“A Torah scholar. Hmmm,” the father says. “admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she’s accustomed to?”

“I will study,” the young man replies, “and God will provide for us.”

“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks the father.

“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies, “God will provide for us.”

“And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?”

“Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replies the fiance.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, Honey?”

The father answers, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is, he thinks I’m God.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: How Things Work At The Pearly Gates

 Jokes  Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: How Things Work At The Pearly Gates
May 162014
 
Rubber Chicken An old man dies and goes to the Pearly Gates where he is greeted by St. Peter.

St. Peter says to the old man, “I’ll explain the rules to you. You need 100 points to enter heaven. You can start telling me all the good deeds that you have done and I will allot you points. If you score a hundred, you will be given entry.”

The old man begins, “I was happily married to the same woman for 63 years. I never as much as looked at another woman in my life. I loved my wife and took care of all her needs.”

“That’s good,” says St. Peter. “I’ll give you 3 points.”

“Oh,” says the man. “This is going to be tougher than I thought. Well, I was regular at church regularly, volunteered my time and prayed faithfully.”

“Fine,” says St. Peter, “That will be another 2 points.”

“Just 2 points?” says the old man. “All right, I was also involved with a prison ministry for twenty years. I went into the prison, every month and shared prayers with them.”

“Great!” says St. Peter. “Another 3 points for you!”

“Only three points!” says the man. “At the rate we are going, it will be only by the grace of God that I will ever get into this place.”

“Bingo!” says St. Peter. “That’s a hundred points! Come on in.”

 

 

 Older Entries  Newer Entries