College Entrance Exam: Football Player Edition

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Aug 262011
 

Time Limit: 3 weeks

YOU MUST ANSWER TWO OR MORE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY!

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law, and social conditions.

OR

Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army
(d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one)
(a) Jewish
(b) CATHOLIC
(c) Hindu
(d) Swedish
(e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximate)

8. What are people in America’s far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) NORTHERNERS

9. Spell – CAT, DOG, PIG

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.

Joke Of The Day

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Aug 112011
 

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was.

The guy said, “Yes, that’s my wife’s seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, but now my wife is dead.”

The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn’t find some relative to give the ticket to so they could enjoy the game together…

“Oh no,” the guy said, “they’re all at the funeral.”

Random Riddle

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Jul 092011
 
Ted shrugged and said: The score is 0-0! He was right because he bet the money for guessing the score BEFORE THE GAME STARTED!
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There are 2 guys Ted and Fred. Ted bets Fred $100 that he can guess the score of the game before the game even starts! He is right, and Fred is flabbergasted! How does Ted know and what is the score?