Joke Of The Day: If…

Rubber ChickenIf lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose. And on a more positive note, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.

 

 

Joke Of The Day

There was a Cowboy who went to the outhouse.

He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole.

The Cowboy said, “How long have you been down there?”

The Indian replied, “Many moons.”

Load More