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Random Riddle: Always Running
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Jan 292026
Joke Of The Day: Mechanical Problems with the Batmobile
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Jan 292026
Ration Lines
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Jan 282026
Random Riddle: Mother’s Birthday
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Jan 282026
| I woke up one morning, and said to my mother, “Happy birthday mother!” She chuckled and laughed and replied, “No, son, today is too early, and tomorrow is too late.” I smiled because I knew exactly what she meant. How is this possible? |
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Joke Of The Day: Bob’s New Shoes
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Jan 282026
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Bob and Betty have been married for fifty years, and now they’re both in their seventies. All his life, Bob wanted a pair of crocodile leather shoes, and he decided it was finally time to treat himself.
When he came home wearing his new shoes, he asked his wife: “Do you notice anything different about me?” She shrugged. “What could possibly be different? You wear the same shirt and pants every day. I don’t see anything.” Bob didn’t give up. Without another word, he went to the bedroom, stripped down, and came back out wearing nothing but his new shoes. “Now, Betty,” he asked, “do you notice anything different?” She looked him over and said: “What difference does it make, Bob? It hangs down the same as every day.” Offended and frustrated, Bob shouted: “And do you know WHY it hangs down? Because it’s looking at my new shoes!” Betty shrugged again and said: “You should have bought a hat instead!”
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