Joke Of The Day: Dave the Plumber

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Mar 312026
 
Joke Of The Day: Dave the Plumber My wife and teenage son belong to a local Tae Kwon Do club where they learn the strict rules of the discipline. The head instructor of the club is a highly-ranked black belt whose Tae Kwon Do title is “Sabumnim.” Away from class Sabumnim is a plumber named Dave.

One day, after making several futile attempts to unclog a blocked pipe, I called Dave to ask if he could stop by and take care of it. An hour later, he pulled up in his truck just as we were going out the door.

As he came up the walk, my wife and son, ever mindful of their martial-arts etiquette, stood rigidly at attention and bowed deeply from the waist. Dave gave a quick nod in return and went on into the house.

Just then, I saw my next-door neighbor standing in his yard, watching us with a perplexed look on his face. “Wow,” he said. “That guy must be one great plumber!”

 

 

 

 

Relying on the Government

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Mar 302026
 

If you're relying on the government to feed you, you're consenting to letting them starve you.



If you’re relying on the government to feed you, you’re consenting to letting them starve you.

Random Riddle: Frozen

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Mar 302026
 
You will know that I am coming
From the jingle of my bell,
But exactly who I am is not an easy thing to tell.

Children, they adore me
for they find me jolly,
but I do not see them when the halls are decked with holly.

My job often leaves me frozen,
I am a man that all should know,
But I do not do business in times of sleet or ice or snow.

I travel much on business,
But no reindeer haul me around,
I do all my traveling firmly on the ground.

I love the time of Christmas,
But that’s not my vocational season,
And I assure that is because of a sound economic reason.
 

Random Riddle: Frozen

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Contingency

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Mar 302026
 
Joke Of The Day: Contingency An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer told him that he would take the case on contingency.

When the client asked what “contingency” meant, the lawyer replied, “If I don’t win your lawsuit, I don’t get anything. If I do win your lawsuit, you don’t get anything.”

 

 

 

 

What the Internet Taught Me

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Mar 292026
 

The Internet has taught me two things: first, there are some incredibly brilliant people out there… Second, they're vastly outnumbered.



The Internet has taught me two things: first, there are some incredibly brilliant people out there…

Second, they’re vastly outnumbered.