Random Riddle: Blue Blood

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Oct 052025
 
If I were to bleed from a wound or two,
You’d note, in amazement, my blood is blue.
I’m found as a fossil in ancient stone,
Yet, living today, I’m almost a clone.
My eyes will adjust a great many fold,
To see, by the moonlight, who I can hold.
If I could tell my mate, I would say it is true,
These wonderful eyes are only for you.
I’m one of the last to die from pollution,
A living exception to evolution.

 

 Random Riddle: Blue Blood

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Not to be Opened

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Oct 052025
 
Joke Of The Day: Not to be Opened My wife gave me an envelope with, “Not to be opened until 2027” on it.

Inside was a list of reasons why I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions.

 

 

 

 

Retirement

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Oct 042025
 

Funny how the people telling us to work until 70 never lifted anything heavier than a pen.



Funny how the people telling us to work until 70 never lifted anything heavier than a pen.

Random Riddle: Tom Swifty

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Oct 042025
 
A Tom Swifty is a play on words. Tom speaks, and the way he is said to speak has two meanings. Both meanings could be true.

e.g., “I love hot dogs,” Tom said frankly.
The “frank” describes how he spoke and relates to the hot dog! [Frankfurter!]

The Tom Swifty can also use a phrase or homophone.
e.g., “You didn’t order enough carpet”, said Tom with a cold stare.
“Cold stare” expresses his annoyance and suggests uncarpeted stairs!

Choose one of the listed words or phrases to fill each gap.

1. “I really don’t need that injection”, said Tom _____.

2. “Russian Roulette? Yeah, it’s my favorite game!” said Tom _____.

3. “Nay”, argued Tom _____.

4. “We just got back from a Mediterranean holiday”, said Tom _____.

5. “Oh… she must have fallen off the back of my motorcycle”, said Tom _____.

** WORD LIST **
nicely, hoarsely, in vain, ruthlessly, mysteriously, blankly, winsomely, happily,

 

 Random Riddle: Tom Swifty

 

 

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