Joke Of The Day: Quarters

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Oct 072025
 
Joke Of The Day: Quarters I cut a bunch of 25 cent pieces in half, then cut them in half again and put them in a pint glass until it was filled halfway up, and sat it in my room. Now I have a quarter quart of quartered quarters in my quarters.

 

 

 

 

Activist Robes

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Oct 062025
 

It's always a single, unelected leftist “judge” who magically appears to block the President's lawful actions. These activist robes aren't interpreting the law—they're usurping the executive branch. Their goal is clear: paralyze leadership until the will of the people no longer matters.



It’s always a single, unelected leftist “judge” who magically appears to block the President’s lawful actions. These activist robes aren’t interpreting the law—they’re usurping the executive branch. Their goal is clear: paralyze leadership until the will of the people no longer matters.

Random Riddle: Anagram Category

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Oct 062025
 
Below is a (very) short story with 10 capitalized words or phrases which are anagrams of words that all fit in a certain category. Can you find the anagrams and determine the category?

NOTE: One of the answers contains two words.

A recently PAROLED man named Ari was going to ROB A PEARL boat of all of its FIG FARE. The boat was just off of the SHORE. He put on his BALM and donned his TOGA to SNEAK aboard. ARI GOT ALL of the NEAT HELP he needed from a safety pin that kept his toga IN PLACE.

 

Random Riddle: Anagram Category

 

 

Joke Of The Day: On the Menu

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Oct 062025
 
Joke Of The Day: On the Menu A woman walks into a restaurant, sits down, and grabs a menu.

She opens it and sees the restaurant has only two items on their menu; a seared chicken breast with potatoes and asparagus, and a classic German bratwurst platter.

The waiter comes to her table and asks her if she would like to order.

“Yes, I’ll have the seared chicken breast please,” she says.

The waiter heads to the back, only to return to her table a couple of minutes later.

“I am sorry, ma’am, but I believe we may be out of the chicken. I can go back there and double check again, as I’m not entirely positive.”

She sighs in frustration. “Well, what am I supposed to do now? I’m hungry, there is only one other thing on the menu, and I’d rather have what I ordered.”

“Relax, ma’am,” the waiter says to the woman. “Like I said, I am going to go back to the kitchen and check. In the meantime, just hope for the breast, but prepare for the wurst.”