Joke Of The Day: A New Hearing Aid

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Jan 232025
 
Joke Of The Day: A New Hearing Aid A man was telling his neighbor in the senior living facility, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me nine thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbor, “What kind is it?”

“Twelve thirty.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Deck of Cards

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Jan 222025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Deck of Cards Q: Why is love like a deck of cards?

A: It starts with hearts and diamonds but ends with clubs and spades.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Married Women

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Jan 202025
 
Joke Of The Day: Married Women Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Sherlock Holmes and the Cat Owner

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Jan 192025
 
Joke Of The Day: Sherlock Holmes and the Cat Owner Sherlock Holmes and Watson are walking around London when a cat jumps on Watson and pees on him.

“Oh bloody hell” says an upset Watson, “my shirt is ruined”

“Well, you got to take it up with the owner”, says Sherlock calmly.

“I’ve no clue who the owner is!” shouts Watson, still angry.

“Well, my dear Watson”, says Sherlock, “You are pissed on and pissed off at the same time, it’s Schrödinger’s cat”.

 

 

 

 

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