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“This hotel stinks!” a guest complained when he showed up at the front desk to check out.
“What’s wrong?” I asked. “I got no sleep. Every 15 minutes, this loud banging sound woke me up!” I apologized for the noise and checked him out. A few minutes later, a couple showed up. Again, I made the mistake of asking how their stay was. “Terrible!” They said. “The guy in the next room was snoring so loudly that we had to bang on the wall every 15 minutes to wake him up!”
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Women goes to the doctor with a baby because she was concerned it was losing weight.
Are you feeding the baby, he asked? Oh, yes we are, she answered. The doctor being thorough gives her a full workup and pays special attention to her breast’s checking them and inspecting her nipples for milk production. Well there’s the problem, you are not producing any milk… he twists her nipple. Doctor, I am very pleased to have come to you today, but I should tell you, I’m the grandmother.
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