Common Sense Evaluation

So he goes to the witch doctor, who looks him over and then says, “I have exactly what you need. When the time is right, drink this potion and say One, Two Three, and you’ll have the biggest, manliest erection of your life. When you’re done using it, simply say One Two Three Four, and it’ll be gone. You won’t be able to use this again for one full year, so make good use of it.”

So the guy thanks the witch doctor and quickly heads home. He tells his wife to get into bed because he’s got a special surprise for her. He hops into the attached bathroom, strips naked, drinks the potion and says “One Two Three” and sure enough, he gets a massive erection and the steps into the bedroom to show his wife. She’s delighted and smiling and says, “Oh this is great, but why did you say one two three for?”

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says “Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!”.

Again, there’s a bright flash … and then his legs fall off!