Joke Of The Day: The Operation

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Feb 012025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Operation Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient wakes up, sits up, and demands to know what is going on.

“I’m about to close,” the surgeon says.

The patient grabs the surgeon’s hand and says, “I’m not going to let you do that! I’ll close my own incision!”

The surgeon hands him the thread and says, “Suture self.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Give Away

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Jan 312025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Give Away A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket – a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, “I bet you’re single, aren’t you?”

“Well, yes, I am,” the woman replied. “How did you know?”

“Because you’re really ugly,” replied the man.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Yoga

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Jan 292025
 
Joke Of The Day: Yoga I asked the wellness officer at work if he could teach me yoga. He asked how flexible I was.

I said that I could not do Tuesdays or Thursdays.

 

 

 

 

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