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Q: What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
A: Incorrectly.
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Category: Jokes
Joke Of The Day: Speeding
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A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along about fifty when a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and indicated for her to pull over.
The cop looked at her and said, “Hmm… I’m going to put you down for fifty-five.” She turned to her husband. “See! I told you this hat makes me look old.”
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Joke Of The Day: At the Department Store
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In a department store, a difficult customer and a remarkably patient sales associate were struggling to find common ground. Nothing the associate suggested seemed to be good enough.
Finally, the finicky shopper huffed in frustration, “Isn’t there someone smarter who can assist me?” “No,” the associate replied. “The smarter one saw you coming and made a quick exit.”
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Joke Of The Day: A Delivery
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My normally petite wife grew extremely large during her pregnancy with our second child. By her ninth month, she had become accustomed to a lot of attention and good-natured teasing.
One day, just before the baby was due, she went to the post office. Watching her waddle up to his window, the postal clerk quipped, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think we can help you here.” Without missing a beat, my wife responded, “But I thought you delivered!”
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Joke Of The Day: Retirement
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Approaching eighty-five years of age, Mrs. Harris finally decided it was time to give up her apartment in New York and move to Miami. She was given the name of a Florida realtor, who enthusiastically drove her all over Miami, extolling the virtues of every apartment they looked at.
“And this one, what a steal,” he rhapsodized, “the investment of a lifetime. Why, in ten years it’s gonna be worth three times. . .” “Sonny,” interrupted Mrs. Harris, “at my age I don’t even buy green bananas.”
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