Joke Of The Day: The Examination

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Apr 272025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Examination An elderly fellow was taken to the hospital for an examination of his circulatory system. When he got home, his wife asked what had happened.

He said, “They worked this gadget into my artery and up into my heart, and then they sucked out thirty years of chocolate cake.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Tie Required

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Apr 262025
 
Joke Of The Day: Tie Required A man goes into a restaurant and the maître d’ stops him.

“Sorry, sir, you need to wear a tie to enter.”

So the man goes back to his car and looks around, but there’s no necktie to be found. So he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle about.

He goes back to the restaurant, where the waiter says, “Well, OK, you can come in… Just don’t start anything.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Key to 60 Years of Marriage

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Apr 252025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Key to 60 Years of Marriage A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary.

At the party, everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age.

The husband responded, “When we were first married we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions. And in 60 years of marriage, we have never needed to make a major decision.”

 

 

 

 

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