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Three men are trapped on an island. They find a genie’s lamp and agree they will each get a wish.
The first man wishes he was 25% smarter, then he swims off the island. The second man wished he was 50% smarter; then he cut down the tree, made a boat, and rowed off the island. The third man wished he was 100% smarter, then he walked across the bridge.
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A young lady graduated from college and started teaching at an area school. One day, she went with a friend to a nearby restaurant for lunch.
A man seated next to her asked, “Are you a teacher?” Surprised but happy, she replied, “Why, yes, I certainly am!” She enjoyed a warm feeling throughout the meal; she looked like a teacher, and this made her feel great. As she was leaving the restaurant, she asked the man, “How did you know I was a teacher?” “You have chalk dust on your rear,” he replied.
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A man suffering with terrible headaches for 10 years goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’ve tried everything. Pain meds, anti-inflammatories, physical therapy, and chiropractic specialists—nothing stops these headaches.”
Doctor: “I used to have the same problem, and what finally worked for me was every time I felt a headache coming on, I’d make love to my wife. Give that a try.” The next week the guy comes back and says, “Doc, I’m amazed. I’ve suffered with these headaches for 10 years, and your advice cured me. Thank you so much. And by the way, doc, you have a really nice house.”
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