Heaven and Hell

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May 212026
 

The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.



The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

Joke Of The Day: Heaven or Hell

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May 212026
 
Joke Of The Day: Heaven or Hell A woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is processing her, she hears a woman screaming in pain. She looks in the room and sees them drilling holes in the woman’s shoulders to fasten the wings. Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head to fasten the halo.

“I do not want to go to heaven,” she tells St. Peter. “I’ll go to the other place.”

“You don’t want to go there,” he replies. “They rape and sodomize you down there.”

“I don’t care,” she answers. “At least I already have holes for that.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Math Failure

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May 202026
 
Joke Of The Day: Math Failure A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player, and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”

The player agreed, so the coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?”

The player thought for a moment and then answered, “Four?”

“Did you say four?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he had got it right.

Suddenly all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on, Coach, give him another chance!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Pig!

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May 182026
 
Joke Of The Day: Pig! A woman decides she’s finally going to get into shape and start jogging. She jogs for several miles and is feeling really great about herself. But then a man drives by, points out the window, and shouts, “Pig!”

The woman shouts back, “How dare you!”

Then she trips over a pig.

 

 

 

 

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