Joke Of The Day: Secret to a Long Life

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May 012026
 
Joke Of The Day: Secret to a Long Life A middle-aged man who is terminally ill is visiting China as his final resting place when he meets an old woman, who still looks healthy and strong. Curious, he asks her the secret to her longevity.

“Well, it’s simple,” she replies, “every day I eat half a teaspoon of gunpowder and inhale gasoline fumes for two minutes!”

The man finds this method quite strange but decides to follow through anyway since he has nothing to lose. And surprisingly, it works.

Sixty years later, he passed away at the age of one hundred and seven.

He left behind two children, six grandchildren, fourteen great grandchildren, and a twenty-foot-wide hole where they cremated him.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Kicking Your Chair

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Apr 282026
 
Joke Of The Day: Kicking Your Chair What do severe constipation and someone kicking your chair out from under you at a bar have in common?

Impacted stool that leads to a pain in the ass.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lip Balm

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Apr 272026
 
Joke Of The Day: Lip Balm A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks the clerk for some lip balm. The clerk says, Cash or change?

The duck responds by saying, Just put it on my bill!