Joke Of The Day: Good News and Bad News

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May 262026
 
Joke Of The Day: Good News and Bad News There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Torment

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May 232026
 
Joke Of The Day: Torment A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

“That’s unfair!” he cried. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.”

“Shut up,” barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

“Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”

 

 

 

 

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