Joke Of The Day: Not Good at Spelling

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Apr 082026
 
Joke Of The Day: Not Good at Spelling My friend is not good at spelling.

He says that many words are difficult.

I told him: “No, only one word is ‘difficult’”.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Atoms

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Apr 062026
 
Joke Of The Day: Atoms Q: Do you know why you should never trust an atom?

A: Because they make up everything.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Mood Ring

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Apr 052026
 
Joke Of The Day: A Mood Ring I bought my girlfriend a mood ring.

When she’s happy, it turns green.

When she’s unhappy, it leaves a red mark in the middle of my forehead.

I should’ve bought her a diamond.
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: 40 Camels

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Apr 042026
 
Joke Of The Day: 40 Camels I just got back from Kuwait, where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.

I usually smoke Marlboros, but, you know, a deal is a deal.