Joke Of The Day: How Old are You?

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Apr 122026
 
Joke Of The Day: How Old are You? My youngest son asked me how old I was.

I answered, “39 and holding.”

He thought for a moment and then asked, “And how old would you be if you let go?”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lost Hunters

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Apr 112026
 
Joke Of The Day: Lost Hunters My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they got lost. Uncle Joe reassured his buddy, though. “Don’t worry. All we have to do is shoot into the air three times, stay where we are, and someone will find us.”

They shot in the air three times, but no one came. After a while, they tried it again. Still no response. When they decided to try once more, Bubba said, “It better work this time. We’re down to our last three arrows.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Church

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Apr 102026
 
Joke Of The Day: Church Leaving church one Sunday, a woman said to her husband, “Do you think that Flanagan girl is dyeing her hair?”

“I didn’t even see her,” replied the husband.

“And that skirt Mrs. Jones was wearing,” continued the wife. “Don’t tell me you thought that was appropriate attire for a mother of four?”

“I’m afraid I didn’t notice that either,” said the husband.

“Huh!” scoffed the wife. “A lot of good it does bringing YOU to church.”

 

 

 

 

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