Joke Of The Day: Pain at the Dentist

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May 112026
 
Joke Of The Day: Pain at the Dentist A dentist tells his patient, “This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?”

The patient says, “Yes, doc. I’m ready.”

And the dentist says, “I’m sleeping with your wife.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A New Pen

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May 102026
 
Joke Of The Day: A New Pen I bought a pen that can write underwater.

It can also write other words and phrases.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Rain in Arizona

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May 092026
 
Joke Of The Day: Rain in Arizona A visitor once asked, “Does it ever rain in Arizona?”

A rancher quickly answered, “Yes, it does. Do you remember in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?”

The visitor replied, “Yes, I’m familiar with Noah’s flood.”

“Well,” the rancher puffed up, “We got about two and a half inches of that.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Deep End

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May 082026
 
Joke Of The Day: The Deep End I decided to go swimming yesterday.

And while I was there I really need to pee so I thought I’d go in the deep end.

Well let me tell you you the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Fiddle or Violin?

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May 072026
 
Joke Of The Day: Fiddle or Violin? Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather’s violin.

“Old fiddles aren’t worth much, I’m afraid,” he explained.

“What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?” I asked.

“If you’re buying it from me, it’s a violin. If I’m buying it from you, it’s a fiddle.”

 

 

 

 

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