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Joke Of The Day: The Lawyer’s Dog

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May 042025

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, “Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?”

The lawyer replied, “Of course, how much was the roast?”

“$7.98.”

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.

Joke Of The Day: Photo Touchup

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May 032025

An old woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer.

She asked the photographer if he could remove the hat from the picture.

He convinced her he could easily do that, and asked her what side of his head he parted his hair on.

“I forget,” she said. “But you can see that for yourself when you take off his hat.”

Joke Of The Day: Pronunciation Problems

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May 022025

A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter “R” and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it.

To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: “Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.” In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud.

The boy nervously eyed his classmates — many of them already laughing at him — then replied, “Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the bunny wasn’t cooked enough.”