Joke Of The Day: An Affair

Joke Of The Day: An Affair Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed, and it wasn’t mine.”

Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No I’m serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lost a Fortune

Joke Of The Day: Lost a Fortune A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they’d have to drastically alter their life-style.

“If you’ll just learn to cook,” he said, “we can fire the chef.”

“Okay,” she said. “And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Well Trained Spy

Joke Of The Day: The Well Trained Spy A spy was sent to the USSR during the Cold War.

The spy spoke perfect Russian, but when he landed, he got caught. At his interrogation, he asked a Russian agent, “How did you figure out I was a spy? I prepared all my life for this mission.”

The agent replied, “Well, for starters, you’re black.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Cemetery

Joke Of The Day: The Cemetery Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

“Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death … we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”

“Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”

 

 

 

 

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