Joke Of The Day: Cucumbers

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Feb 042026
 
Joke Of The Day: Cucumbers Three women go to a farmers market to buy a cucumber.

The first says, “I’d like a long, thin one.”

The second says, “I’d like a short, thick one.”

The third says, “I don’t care — I’m making a salad.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lost Watch

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Feb 022026
 
Joke Of The Day: Lost Watch I lost my watch at a party, an hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Outdoor Gear Mess

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Jan 312026
 
Joke Of The Day: Outdoor Gear Mess Duck decoys, fishing rods, boots… Outdoor gear of all kinds was piled high in the garage. One day I found my wife staring at the mess.

“I hope I die first, so I don’t have to get rid of all this,” she sighed.

“Look on the bright side,” I suggested. “If I go first, you can put an ad in the paper. When all the men come by to check out the stuff, you can pick out a replacement for me.”

Still staring at the pile, she said, “Nah. He wouldn’t be my type.”

 

 

 

 

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