Joke Of The Day: Hearing Problems

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Dec 152025
 
Joke Of The Day: Hearing Problems Ralph goes to the doctor and complains that his hearing is getting worse.

“Describe the symptoms” says the doctor.

Ralph replies, “Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair”.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Her First Child

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Dec 142025
 
Joke Of The Day: Her First Child A man speaks frantically on the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.

“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Another Woman

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Dec 132025
 
Joke Of The Day: Another Woman “Mary,” asked Dawn thoughtfully one day, “what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman?”

“Another woman with MY husband?” Mary thought it over. “Let’s see. I’d break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Chic Italian Restaurant

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Dec 122025
 
Joke Of The Day: Chic Italian Restaurant To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chic Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and studied it with an appraising eye. “We’ll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci,” he said finally.

“Sorry, sir,” said the waiter. “That’s the owner.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Veteran Deployment Wisdom

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Dec 112025
 
Joke Of The Day: Veteran Deployment Wisdom Just before our first long deployment, two Navy buddies and I were talking about the stress of leaving our families.

A senior officer, a veteran of many deployments, overheard our conversation and offered the following advice: “You must be sensitive to your wives’ emotional needs,” he said. “Never, ever, whistle while you pack.”

 

 

 

 

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