Joke Of The Day: A Clever Dog

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Dec 202025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Clever Dog A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, “We’ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.”

Her husband replied, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.”

The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any papers!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Two Skeletons

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Dec 192025
 
Joke Of The Day: Two Skeletons Two skeletons used by the professor of anatomy found themselves stowed away in a dusty closet. After several weeks of boredom, one turned to the other and asked, “What are we doing shut up in here anyway?”

“Got me,” admitted his companion. “If we had any guts, we’d bust out of here.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Doctor’s Wife

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Dec 162025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Doctor's Wife A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

“You aren’t so good in bed either!”, he shouted and stormed off to work.

By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?”

“I was in bed.”

“What were you doing in bed this late?”

“Getting a second opinion!”

 

 

 

 

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