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A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.

Joke Of The Day: Torment

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May 232026
 
Joke Of The Day: Torment A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

“That’s unfair!” he cried. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.”

“Shut up,” barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

“Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”

 

 

 

 

The Quiet Patriot

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May 222026
 

TThe Quiet Patriot - American patriotism isn't a bumper sticker. It’s the person who helps a neighbor, the worker who takes pride in their craft, and the citizen who holds their leaders accountable. We don't love our country because it’s perfect; we love it because it’s ours to build.





American patriotism isn’t a bumper sticker. It’s the person who helps a neighbor, the worker who takes pride in their craft, and the citizen who holds their leaders accountable. We don’t love our country because it’s perfect; we love it because it’s ours to build.

Heaven and Hell

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May 212026
 

The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.



The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

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