May 202026
 
Joke Of The Day: Math Failure A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player, and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”

The player agreed, so the coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?”

The player thought for a moment and then answered, “Four?”

“Did you say four?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he had got it right.

Suddenly all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on, Coach, give him another chance!”

 

 

 

 

May 192026
 

A politician is the only person who will set your house on fire just to hand you a garden hose and ask for your vote. They don't want to solve your problems . . . they want to keep them on life support so they can campaign on them for the next 30 years.





A politician is the only person who will set your house on fire just to hand you a garden hose and ask for your vote. They don’t want to solve your problems . . . they want to keep them on life support so they can campaign on them for the next 30 years.

May 182026
 

American Exceptionalism isn't found in a marble building or a political speech. It’s found in the grit of the small business owner, the innovation of the local creator, and the neighbor who steps up when the system fails. The people have always been the miracle.



American Exceptionalism isn’t found in a marble building or a political speech. It’s found in the grit of the small business owner, the innovation of the local creator, and the neighbor who steps up when the system fails. The people have always been the miracle.