 |
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
|
Joke Of The Day: Cosmetic Surgery
Jokes
Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: Cosmetic Surgery
Aug 122023
Aug 112023
Oliver Anthony’s song “Rich Men North of Richmond” has gone viral and has been praised for its honest and raw portrayal of the struggles faced by America’s working class. The lyrics are powerful and thought-provoking, capturing the frustration and anger felt by many towards the corrupt, wealthy elites in Washington, DC.
The song is a perfect anthem for the MAGA movement. It expresses the anger and frustration that many Trump supporters feel towards the establishment. It also speaks to the hope that Trump represents for many people who feel like they have been left behind.
Anthony’s vocals are raw and emotional, and are reminiscent of Hank Williams Jr. and Ward Davis, with a traditional sound that perfectly complements the message of the song. The song is accompanied by a simple but effective acoustic guitar arrangement, which allows the lyrics to take center stage.
Overall, “Rich Men North of Richmond” is a stunning debut from Oliver Anthony, showcasing his talent as a songwriter and performer. The song is sure to strike a chord with anyone who has ever felt frustrated by the injustices of our society. It is a testament to Anthony’s skill that he has been able to capture these feelings so eloquently in his music. I highly recommend giving this song a listen!
You can hear more of his songs at Oliver Anthony Music.
Random Riddle: Innocence
Riddles
Comments Off on Random Riddle: Innocence
Aug 112023
| My first does innocence express; My second, ’tis part of a dress: United, they are period show That’s free from vices, guilt, and woe. |
 |
Joke Of The Day: The Tight Skirt
Jokes
Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: The Tight Skirt
Aug 112023
|
At a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman in a tight leather mini skirt, with matching tight leather boots and jacket, was waiting for the bus.
As the bus rolled up, and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step onto the bus, only to discover she still couldn’t! So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, still she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. With a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack, and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him, “How dare you touch my body!! I don’t even know who you are!” At this, the Texan drawled, “Well ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.”
|
The Left’s Staircase
Featured, Political, View Point
Comments Off on The Left’s Staircase
Aug 102023
1960s — “Oil will be gone in 10 years. We need millions to fix it.”
1970s — “There will be an Ice Age in 10 years. We need millions to fix it.”
1980s — “Acid rain will destroy all the crops in 10 years. We need billions to fix it.”
1990s – “The Ozone layer will be destroyed in 10 years. We need billions to fix it.”
2000s – “The glaciers will all melt in 10 years. We need billions to fix it.”
2010s – “The coast will be underwater in 10 years. We need billions to fix it.”
2020s – “Climate Change will kill us all in 10 years. We need trillions to fix it.”
Next up: 2030s – “Aliens are here. We need zillions of dollars and a One World Government to protect you.”