Joke Of The Day: Military Etiquette

Rubber Chicken A soldier was on duty cleaning up the parade grounds when an officer approached.

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: Sure, buddy.

Officer: That’s no way to address an officer!

Soldier: Yes, SIR! My apologies, SIR!

Officer: Now let’s try this again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: No, SIR!