Joke Of The Day: Noah Jokes

Q: What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
A: “Now I herd everything.”

Q: Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?
A: They kept saying neigh.

Q: What animal could Noah not trust?
A: The cheetah.

Q: What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
A: Flood lights.

Q: Who was the first canning factory run by?
A: Noah – he had a boat full of preserved pairs.

Q: Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
A: No, he came forth out of the ark.