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They said Noah was crazy, then the rains came and all the Fact Checkers drowned.

Q: Why couldn’t they play cards on the ark?

A: Because Noah sat on the deck.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark…

ONE: Don’t miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you’re 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

FIVE: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

NINE: When you’re stressed, float awhile.

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Q: Why couldn’t they play cards on the ark?
Noah was sitting on the deck

Q: What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
A: “Now I herd everything.”

Q: Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?
A: They kept saying neigh.

Q: What animal could Noah not trust?
A: The cheetah.

Q: What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
A: Flood lights.

Q: Who was the first canning factory run by?
A: Noah – he had a boat full of preserved pairs.

Q: Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
A: No, he came forth out of the ark.