Joke Of The Day

At a divorce court a family of lions is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little lion.

The judge asks the baby lion; “Do you want to live with papa lion?”

The baby lion replied; “No he beats me.”

The judge asked, “So do you want to live with mommy lion!”

The baby lion said, “No she beats me too.”

The judge asked, “Then whom do you want to live with?”

The baby lion says, “The Detroit Lions, they don’t beat anyone!”