Q: Is Google a boy or girl?
A: Obviously a girl because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas
Joke Of The Day: Google’s Gender
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Apr 212013
Apr 182013
Joke Of The Day: Millions Of Sperm
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Apr 172013
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human reproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: “Female humans are born with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?”
One young woman’s answer: “Because they won’t ask for directions either.”
Apr 132013
Green Shoes At The Masters
Whether you golf or not, these are AWESOME shoes!
Nike now markets Green Shoes, first seen at the 2013 Masters Tournament.
The Shoes, Look at the Bloody Shoes!
Sometimes I think I’m wasting my time with you!
(By the way, those shorts are known as ‘mumbles’ – you can see her lips moving but can’t hear what she is saying.)
Joke Of The Day: Jilted
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Apr 092013
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.
“Elliot,” she said, pointing “do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?”
The husband looked over and nodded.
“Well,” the woman continued, “he’s been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!”
The husband returned to his meal. “Nonsense,” he said, “even that’s not worth so much celebrating!”