Man Discovered

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Oct 072013
 

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT.
Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION.
Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD.
Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET.

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE.
Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY.
Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING.

That’s it!

Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things.
WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING!

 

Joke Of The Day: The Lecture

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Oct 042013
 

Rubber ChickenAn elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at that time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.”

The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “My wife.”

 

 

“Affirmative Action Bake Sale” At University of Texas

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Sep 272013
 

Affirmative Action Bake Sale At University of Texas

The University of Texas chapter of the Young Conservatives of Texas put on a bake sale aimed at speaking out against the ridiculousness of affirmative action.

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Joke Of The Day: The First Jewish Woman President

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Sep 252013
 

Rubber ChickenThe first Jewish woman President is elected.

She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the elections, you’ve got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.”

“I don’t know, what would I wear?”

“Don’t worry, I’ll send you a dressmaker.”

“But I only eat kosher food.”

“Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food.”

“But how will I get there?”

“I’ll send a limo, just come mama.”

“Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy.

The great day comes and Mama is seated between the Supreme Court Justices and the Future Cabinet members, she nudges the gentleman on her right. “You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible?” … “Her brother’s a doctor!”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Artie

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Sep 222013
 

Rubber ChickenThis young husband realizes he has made a mistake marrying his wife and decides to have her offed for her insurance. Through a friend of a friend, the young husband locates “Artie” who has done these contracts before.

Artie meets with the young husband and Artie agrees to do the job for $10,000 with $5,000 upfront. The husband says he doesn’t have that kind of money now but will when he collects the insurance money. Artie says he still wants something. What’s in his wallet? The young husband pulls out his wallet and shows Artie a dollar. Artie takes the dollar as the down payment.

Artie tails the wife and follows her into the produce section of a grocery store. Thinking they’re alone, Artie approaches the wife and chokes her to death. A produce worker comes up having seen the whole thing. Not wanting to leave any witnesses, Artie chokes him to death, too. Unbeknownst to Artie, this is all captured on the in-store camera. Artie is caught. The headlines the next day read:
ARTIE CHOKES 2 FOR A DOLLAR AT SAFEWAY!!

 

 

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