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Joke Of The Day: Triple Dose Of Viagra
A Man went the doctor’s office to ask for a Triple Dose of Viagra.
The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a triple dose.
‘Why not?’ asked the man.
‘Because it’s not safe,’ replied the doctor.
‘But I need it really bad,’ said the man.
‘Well, why do you need it so badly?’ asked the doctor.
The man said, ‘My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I’ve got to have a triple dose.
The doctor finally relented saying, ‘All right, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.’
On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor’s office…his right arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, ‘Good gawd! What happened to you?’
The man said, ‘No one showed up’.
Joke Of The Day: Lead In Your Pencil
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park.
Johnny asked, “Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?”
Grandpa looks at him and says “No Johnny, I will not.”
“But Grandpa, why?” asks little Johnny.
Grandpa replies. “Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to.”
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