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A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton.
70% said, ‘Never again!’ |
Tag: Prostitutes
Joke Of The Day: The Glasgow Brothel
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The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
“May I help you sir?” she asked. “I want to see Valerie,” the man replied. “Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else”, said the madam. “No, I must see Valerie,” he replied. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, as she was so expensive. There were no discounts. The price was still £5000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie said to the man, “No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?” The man replied, “Edinburgh.” “Really”, she said. “I have family in Edinburgh.” “I know.” the man said. “Your sister died, and I’m her solicitor. I was instructed to deliver your £15,000 inheritance in person…” |
Story Of The Day
This is a verbatim extract from a National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and Army LT.GEN. Reinwald about sponsoring a Boy Scout Troop on his military installation.
Interviewer: “So, LT.GEN. Reinwald, what are you going to do with these young boys on their adventure holiday?”
LTGEN Reinwald: “We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.”
Interviewer: “Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?”
LTGEN Reinwald: “I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the range.”
Interviewer: “Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?”
LTGEN Reinwald: “I don’t see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm.”
Interviewer: “But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.”
LTGEN Reinwald: “Well, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?”
DEAD AIR…..NO FURTHER QUESTIONS..
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