121 Years Young: Man Born in 19th Century Oldest on Earth?

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Jun 012011
 

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The October Revolution, the Russian Civil War, the birth and death of the Soviet Union, even two world wars – this man has seen them all with his own eyes because he claims to be 121! Magomed Lavazanov says he is the oldest person living in Russia and perhaps in the world..

Joke Of The Day

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May 272011
 

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.

“Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?”

“I can cut them for you,” said the pharmacist, “but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.”

“I am 96”, said the old man.

“I don’t want an erection!”

“I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pee on my slippers!”

It All Comes Back Around

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May 132011
 

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 17 success is . . . having a driver’s license.

At age 35 success is . . . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 70 success is . . . having a driver’s license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

I Know Age Is Catching Up With Me When…

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May 042011
 

I’m smiling all the time because I can’t hear a word you’re saying.

I’m very good at telling stories…over and over and over and over.

I’m wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.

I’m walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

I’m the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

I’m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I’m the life of the party… even when it lasts ’till 8pm.

I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I’m going.

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