85 Year Old Best Friends

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Sep 172016
 

This video will make your day.

Enjoy!

There’s no denying the simple joys of friendship. But being able to call someone your best friend is truly special. It makes it all the more special when your best friend is close in age and you can both reminisce together.

Meet Harvey and Eddie. These two best friends are in their mid-80s, but you’d never guess it by their young flair and perfectly timed comedic genius.

In this hilarious clip, they get interviewed on current pop culture and asked questions about topics they’ve never heard about.

One of my favorite moments is when they’re asked about Facebook, and Harvey picks up the phone. Eddie continues to answer, saying that he prefers letter writing and that he still writes to his grandchildren.

Another great moment of this video, my second favorite instance, is when they listen to different kinds of new music and give their feedback. Although they weren’t big fans of the rap music that was played, the vote was split when Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep” played.

It’s truly beautiful to see these two gentlemen get such a kick out of one another, and that they are so willing to partake in an interview.

This pair is truly unique in that they’re effortlessly themselves, and taking life one step at a time.

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Joke Of The Day: 50/50

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Sep 102016
 
Rubber Chicken A young man watched as an elderly couple sat down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the old gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, etc, until each had exactly half.

Then the old man poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, but his wife just sat watching him.

The young man felt sorry for them and asked “I’m sorry to intrude, but would you allow me to purchase another meal for your wife so that you don’t have to split your food?”

The old gentleman said, “Oh, no, thank you. But you see, we’ve been married a long time, and everything has always been shared, 50/50.”

The young man said, “Wow! That’s commendable.” He then turned to the wife and asked, “Aren’t you going to eat your share?”

The wife replied “Not yet. It’s his turn to use the teeth.”

 

 

 

Aug 272016
 

Mbah Gotho

The longest living human ‘says he is ready for death at 145.

An Indonesian man who claims to be the longest living human in recorded history has described how he “just wants to die.”

Mbah Gotho, from Sragen in central Java, was born on December 31, 1870, according to the date of birth on his identity card.

Now officials at the local record office say they have finally been able to confirm that remarkable date as genuine.

World's Oldest Man Mbah Gotho

If independently confirmed, the findings would make Mbah Gotho a staggering 145 years old – and the longest lived human in recorded history.

But despite his incredible longevity, Mbah Gotho says he has little wish to remain on this earth much longer.

“What I want is to die. My grandchildren are all independent,” he told local media this week.

Mbah Gotho has outlived all 10 of his siblings, four wives, and even his children. His nearest living relatives are grand children, great grand children, and great-great grandchildren.

One of Mbah Gotho’s grandsons said his grandfather has been preparing for his death ever since he was 122.

He has even bought a burial site close to the graves of his children.

“The gravestone there was made in 1992. That was 24 years ago,” Mbah Gotho’s grandson said.

Members of the family said Mbah Gotho now spends most of his time sitting and listening to the radio because his eyesight is too poor to watch television.

He has had to be spoon fed and bathed for the past three months as he became increasingly frail.

When asked what his secret to longevity is, Mbah Gotho replied: “the recipe is just patience.”

While record office staff say they have confirmed the birthdate on his identity card, he will not make it into the record books until the findings are independently verified.

The current record holder, Frenchwoman Jeanne Calment, died in 1997 at the age of 122.

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