They said Noah was crazy, then the rains came and all the Fact Checkers drowned.
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What I Learned From Noah
Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark…
ONE: Don’t miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you’re 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
FIVE: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
NINE: When you’re stressed, float awhile.
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Joke Of The Day: Noah Jokes
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Q: Why couldn’t they play cards on the ark? Noah was sitting on the deck Q: What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark? Q: Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic? Q: What animal could Noah not trust? Q: What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Q: Who was the first canning factory run by? Q: Was Noah the first one out of the Ark? |
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