Joke Of The Day: Turn Off The Radio

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Aug 312014
 
Rubber Chicken A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because “in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.”

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.

The Arab Muslim asked him, “What are you doing?”

The cabbie answered, “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so get out and wait for a camel!”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Muslim Wife Complaint

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Aug 212014
 
Rubber Chicken A Muslim wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out of their marriage.

“Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?” she asked.

Yeah,” he replied, “But be fair, you were only eleven at the time!

 

 

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