Joke Of The Day

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Aug 312011
 

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly… then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

She asks, “What does that mean?”

He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said, “Oh, that’s so lovely. What about I, J, K?”

He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”

Joke Of The Day

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Aug 262011
 

A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, “This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead.”

The man at the newspaper said, “But for $25 you are allowed to print six words.”

The woman answered, “OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.”

Police Solve Case of Missing Bacon

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Aug 162011
 

A Grand Rapids resident told police last week that someone had entered his home during the night and taken five pounds of bacon from the refrigerator.

Upon further investigation, police discovered his wife had gotten up for a late night snack, but was afraid to admit it.