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May 142012
 

After many months of trying to make ends meet, one California couple decided that the only way they were going to get any extra cash was to have the old lady start hooking.

Early the next morning the wife comes home looking very haggard and worn out. The husband guiltily asks how she did, and the wife replies that she earned four hundred dollars and ten cents.

“That`s great!” the husband replies. “But who gave you the ten cents?”

“Everybody!” replied the wife.

Joke Of The Day

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May 112012
 

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and says “Well… what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?”

“Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees.” he bragged and took another sip of beer.

His friends were amazed ! “What happened then ?” they asked, almost in unison.

“Well, then she said, ‘Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man !'” he admitted.

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