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Jun 142012
 

A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.

The Wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”

You’re a brave woman said the dentist. Now, show me which tooth it is.

The wife turns to her husband and says “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”

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Jun 092012
 

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman’s head.

“Yech!” says the woman. “Get some toilet paper.”

“What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now.”