Paperman

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Feb 062013
 

Paperman, an Oscar-nominated film in the Best Animated Short category, merges Computer Graphics and hand-drawn animation in telling the story of lonely man in New York City who meets a beautiful woman on his way to work.

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Introducing a groundbreaking technique that seamlessly merges computer-generated and hand-drawn animation techniques, first-time director John Kahrs takes the art of animation in a bold new direction with the Oscar®-nominated short, “Paperman.” Using a minimalist black-and-white style, the short follows the story of a lonely young man in mid-century New York City, whose destiny takes an unexpected turn after a chance meeting with a beautiful woman on his morning commute. Convinced the girl of his dreams is gone forever, he gets a second chance when he spots her in a skyscraper window across the avenue from his office. With only his heart, imagination and a stack of papers to get her attention, his efforts are no match for what the fates have in store for him. Created by a small, innovative team working at Walt Disney Animation Studios, “Paperman” pushes the animation medium in an exciting new direction.

 

Joke Of The Day: Where To Go For A Drink

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Feb 062013
 

Rubber ChickenA Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.

The Irishman said “Let’s all go to O’Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guinness.”

The Italian said “That sounds good, but if we go to Baldini’s with every third round they bring a free bottle of wine to the table.”

The Russian said “That sounds fine but if we go to Gouvstof’s we drink for free all night and then go out into the parking lot and get laid.”

“That sounds to good to be true!” the Irishman exclaimed. “Have you actually been there?”

“No,” the Russian replied, “but my wife goes there all the time.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Iranian Potatoes

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Feb 042013
 

Rubber ChickenAn American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket.

The Iranian woman picks up two potatoes and says, “These remind me of my husband’s testicles.”

The American woman says, “That big?”

The Iranian woman says, No…that dirty.”
 

1921: The World’s Greatest Kisser

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Jan 312013
 

Ah, the good old days!

1921 : The World's Greatest Kisser

Though Monsieur Brulé wasn’t much to look at, his aggressive technique allowed him to get a leg up on the competition.

André Brulé, stage exquisite, has been acclaimed the champion kisser of the world. By vanquishing 80 aspirants, including Americans, Russians, Italians, Spanish and French, he won the award from a committee of beauties of the younger set at Biarritz. In the course of the contest he is said to have turned an unprecedented number of feminine heads.Berenger, whose esthetic and manly beauty played havoc at Deauville, was second.

According to the jury, Brulé’s perfect kiss was according to the following procedure. He took careful aim, and then with his right arm waistward and his left foot used as a pivot, swung suddenly, implanting the kiss exactly in the middle of the mouth. The advantage of this method, which, it is declared, requires long practice, is that the girl has no time to escape.

Berenger’s style consists in seizing the chin softly but firmly in the left hand, while the right hand behind the neck insinuates the head forward.

The jury styled the American kisses as “flaccid,” the Russian “eruptive,” the Italian “burning,” the English “tepid,” the Spanish “vampirish” and the French “chaste.”

The osculatory contest was held in the dance hall casino. It was watched by the queen of Spain and an imposing array of Spanish and British royalty. Brule’s reward was a diamond scarfpin subscribed by the beauties.

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