Joke Of The Day: Not Again!

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Sep 202013
 

Rubber ChickenMary’s funeral was attended by family and a number of friends. When the funeral service ended, the pallbearers carried the coffin out. They accidentally banged the coffin into a wall and heard a faint moan coming from within the coffin. They opened the coffin and lo and behold, Mary was alive!

Eleven years later, Mary actually dies. The service is again held at the same place and at the end of the ceremony, the pallbearers again lift the casket.

As they are taking a bend, Joe, the husband yells, “Mind the wall!”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Visiting The Grandparents

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Sep 062013
 

Rubber ChickenThere were three little boys visiting their grandparents.

The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, “Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy?

Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, “No, I don’t really want to make the sound of a frog now.”

So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, “Will you please make a sound like a frog?”

Grandpa again says, “No, not now. I don’t really want to do that. I’m in a grumpy mood. Maybe later.”

Then the third little boy comes out and says, “Grandpa, oh please… Please, please will you make a sound like a frog?”

“Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?” Grandpa asked.

The little boy replied with a hopeful face, “Well, Mom said that when you croak we get to go to Disney World!”