Oct 252013
The Difference Between Men and Boys
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Oct 182013
Joke Of The Day: Shirt Pocket
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Oct 182013
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double scotch on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double scotch.
After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double scotch.
Finally, the bartender said, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring you drinks all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order another.”
The customer replied, “I’m looking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it’s time to go home.”
Man Discovered
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Oct 072013
Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT.
Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION.
Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD.
Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET.
Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE.
Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.
Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY.
Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING.
That’s it!
Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things.
WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING!
Joke Of The Day: The Lecture
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Oct 042013
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at that time of night.
The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.”
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “My wife.”