The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.
“Elliot,” she said, pointing “do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?”
The husband looked over and nodded.
“Well,” the woman continued, “he’s been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!”
The husband returned to his meal. “Nonsense,” he said, “even that’s not worth so much celebrating!”
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”
The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says,”Okay, Ma. Guess which one I’m going to marry.”
She immediately replies, “The red-head in the middle.”
“That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you know?”
“I don’t like her.”
