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A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replied, “That would be my wife.” |
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!” Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?” She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.” |
Love your husband when he orders you to make tea or coffee because he wants to feel fresh to listen your nonstop talks…
Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females because he is just checking that you are still the best?
Love him if he criticizes your cooking because he is still improving his taste.
Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep because he is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.
Love him if he forgets to give you a gift on your birthday because he is saving money for your future.
Love him… Because you don’t have a choice and killing is a legal offence.
