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A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.” |
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Two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar.
One of the guys says to his buddy: “Man you look tired.” His buddy says, “Man I’m exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She’s after me 3 and 4 times a day, I just don’t know what to do.” A man in his seventies sitting a couple of stools down overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: “Marry her. That’ll put a stop to that sh*t.” |
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Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary.
During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof — the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.” So the fairy picked up her wand and poof… the husband was 90. |
