Joke Of The Day: The Wife’s Question Jokes Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: The Wife’s Question Apr 142025 My wife said, “Watcha doing today?” I said, “Nothing.” She said… “You did that yesterday.” I said, “I wasn’t finished.”
Joke Of The Day: The Wife Jokes Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: The Wife Apr 112025 I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.
Joke Of The Day: A New Wife Jokes Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: A New Wife Mar 032025 A wife asks her husband, “If I died, would you remarry?” He replies, “After a while, sure.” “Would she live in our house?” “I suppose so.” “Use my car?” “Maybe.” “Sleep in our bed?” “Probably.” “Would she use my golf clubs?” The husband pauses. “No, she’s left-handed.”
Joke Of The Day: Divorce Jokes Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: Divorce Feb 232025 After much thought, I’ve decided I might have to divorce my wife. I mean, she’s out all night, hopping from bar to bar, hitting the clubs, and who knows what else… all just trying to find me!
Joke Of The Day: Stolen Credit Card Jokes Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: Stolen Credit Card Feb 172025 A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.