Joke Of The Day: A New Wife

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Mar 032025
 
Joke Of The Day: A New Wife A wife asks her husband, “If I died, would you remarry?”

He replies, “After a while, sure.”

“Would she live in our house?”

“I suppose so.”

“Use my car?”

“Maybe.”

“Sleep in our bed?”

“Probably.”

“Would she use my golf clubs?”

The husband pauses.

“No, she’s left-handed.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Divorce

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Feb 232025
 
Joke Of The Day: Divorce After much thought, I’ve decided I might have to divorce my wife. I mean, she’s out all night, hopping from bar to bar, hitting the clubs, and who knows what else… all just trying to find me!